Murphy's Laws on Applied Terror
1. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
2.The more studying you did for the exam, the less certain you are as to which answer they want.
3. Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
4. The night before the history midterm, your biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on Plenarian.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
5. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
6. At the end of the semester, you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester - and never attending.
7. Law of Universal Intelligence: the most ill-behaved student in every teacher's class is always one of the brightest ones he can't flunk.
p.s. yes, I am procrastinating on studying for finals =)
3. Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
4. The night before the history midterm, your biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on Plenarian.
Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
5. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
6. At the end of the semester, you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester - and never attending.
7. Law of Universal Intelligence: the most ill-behaved student in every teacher's class is always one of the brightest ones he can't flunk.
p.s. yes, I am procrastinating on studying for finals =)
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