I like doggies. Hence, you must suffer doggie commercials.

 

So what's rhetoric to do with these? They're funny, and doggone {pun intended} cute. As long as you remember the commercial, you'll remember what it's for, and that is exactly what the people who made them wanted to happen. Coincidence much? Not really.

Prescription Eye... lashes?

I know our culture has become overly obsessed with beauty, but this is just ridiculous.

Since when did we need prescriptions with 11 page user manuals (chock full of disclaimers and studies of adverse effects ~ not just directions) to grow more eyelashes?